That’s what she said

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.

That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Said

Really guys... You just don't like the things I've said! You're trying to use what I've said about the retard against me (I see you Adam Conover) as a way of hoisting me on my own petard! You're doing a GSP VS. BJ PENN! YOU'RE ATTACKING MY STRENGTHS! You're doing a bunch of micro-feints to overload my neuronal-firing! I TAUGHT YOU THAT! (GSP is so cool!) THAT'S why all the "Cowardice" rhetoric! THAT'S why the accusations of "Cheating!" YOU KNOW I pride myself on fearlessness and fair-play!

Hym "Hmm... Ok... So... what beats a GSP? Hmm... SURPRISE MATT SERA ARM BAR! You're locked in! In what way are you locked in? Well... One of the non-negotiables over our interaction will be that Adam Conover will publicly affirm both that I am a real person and that retard is not! That NOTHING I SAID ABOUT THAT RETARD APPLIES TO ME! And IF HE EVER refutes, disputes, rebukes, debunks, or retracts this statement, in public OR in private, ownership of ALL COPYRIGHT REVERTS BACK TO ME IN PERPETUITY, FOR EVERYONE! How long will it take for you to tap!? Gsp taps quick. Do you? Tap or I'll break it. You will admit that YOU JUST DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAID or I will take your souls straight to hell with me. AND THAT IS ONLY 1 OF THE NON-NEGOTIABLES!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

That’s what she said

Something that you can say in school and get in trouble for because it adds a sexual meaning to what someone said.

Teacher: Do you know what 1 + 1 is?
Student: Ask us what 7004475 x 4664476473 is.
Teacher: I don’t expect anyone to know what that is.
Student: Do you know what it is?
Teacher: It’s harder than the last one.
Student: That’s what she said.
Teacher: Detention!

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

mitchel said

What did he said

What did Mitchel Said

by mitchelsaid January 14, 2020

i did exactly as you said pop

Say this to a hamilton fan to make them cry. Or you can say "Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina"
*sniffs* there go the tears...

Friend wants to make me cry for some reason
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears

by a random hamilton fan January 23, 2020

said

a abusive father gets angry at his son for no reason and stays at home all day on his phone

said is sad

by fhedddusiusdjjd January 27, 2020

That's what your mom said when you were born

You say this when someone insults you.

"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

by maxico February 7, 2020