Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.

The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.

by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011

roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights

After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor

by D Flawless November 24, 2021

Shame Room

A room in the house used as a dedicated storage space for all of your uncompleted hobby and DIY projects. Typically this is also used as a junk room to keep other stuff that you have no other place for in your home such large inflatable penguins that you bought on impulse or that half-complete set of encyclopaedias that you swear is still useful.

See also pile of shame and stack of shame.

Person A: "I'm not up to much this weekend. Just picking up some new hobby stuff, adding to my shame room".
Person B: "You have a shame room?.." (assuming that it's something sexual, and wondering what the hell you consider a hobby)

*Awkward silence*

by Rhino_the_chubby_unicorn November 20, 2021

glove of shame

Latex glove typically worn by a female when fingering a guys butthole and giving head.

Come on baby, I know it’s our first date but if I eat your taco won’t you glove of shame me?

by HungOverit June 2, 2021

Birds of shame

The first birds you hear chirping after staying up all night doing cocaine.

Max and I split an eight ball and stayed up until we heard the birds of shame at sunrise.

by Afipsycho June 21, 2021

calorie shaming

Calories shaming is someone fit or in shape, point out to you that you shouldn't eat something based on the number of calories that are in the food or drink. Don't get a large drink, it has 350 calories, get a medium, it has 250. You just had breakfast, you don't need the extra calories.

don't order a double cheeseburger, you don't need the calories. Quit calorie shaming me. Mom's and frienemies are the worst at calorie shaming

by Deadmoneyps August 22, 2022

Crime shame

Common mishearing of "crying shame".

That's a crime shame that Peggy failed her math exam.

by Sir Mortemous January 2, 2022