Seven

Seven is only the greatest number in the alphabet of numbers. It is used in everything we do. But, little do you know, seven is neither even or odd. The absolute mass of seven is 18 therefore it can’t be even or odd. Seven is also the answer to many of the greatest problems we face today.

How do you feel today?

Seven

What are we going to use as a new meme?
Seven

by penischafer96024 August 12, 2019

The Seven Unforbidden Holes

The seven unforbidden holes are the ears, nostrils, eyes and urethra.

The seven unforbidden holes are for the cummest of dumpsters

by Marxist Badger June 8, 2018

Seven second warrior

A term used to describe a guy who doesn't last long in bed

Girl A: So I slept with Joe last night
Girl B: OMG how was he?
Girl A: He be a seven second warrior

by Hentacle January 9, 2020

seven

a number

y lucky number is seven

by negativeperson January 9, 2020

You're Seven

The act of defending yourself after losing the gulag and your teammates are roasting you. A way of defense after you fuck up and you know you're wrong.

person 1 : You suck. How do you lose the gulag so many times.

person 2 : You're Seven alright.

by yeeticus maximus 7 April 18, 2020

Seven

The awesomest name ever.

SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious?

GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl...

Susan scoffs.

GEORGE: ...especially a girl. Or a boy.

SUSAN: I don't think so.

GEORGE: What, you don't like the name?

SUSAN: It's not a name. It's a number.

GEORGE: I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all
Around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.

by #PVTENNIS November 27, 2020

Seven

For some reason it's everyone's favorite number... and no one knows why

Someone: my favorite number is sev-
Me: NO IT'S NOT
Them: ...uh yes it-
Me: NO. IT'S NOT SEVEN AND YOU KNOW IT'S NOT

by MidnightJessii March 3, 2020