Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
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Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.
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He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?
Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.
Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.
K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.
He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?
Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.
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