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Swamp Drink

Usaully a revolting concoction of blended vegetables. Usually includes everything green, spinach, lettuce, Brussels sprouts, avacadoes, bell peppers, Grannysmith apples, celery, eggplant, carrots (preferably green), and balsamic vinegar. After the ingredients are blended together nicely, a thick 8 inch layer of green foam soaks the top of the blender. This gives the "Green drink" it's swampy look. Supposedly very healthy for you, but give fair warning that it turns your excrement green.
Susie:" But Dr. Oz said that blended vegetables are good for you honey."

Kevin: "Get that Swamp Drink away from me! I'd rather have a blended burger than that shit!"
by XenocideJoe May 11, 2013
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Swigger Swamp

A dirty old bar that mostly old washed up drunks and bikers drink.
"After being kicked outta the classy night club, I decided to finish my night of drinking at the local swigger swamp."
by Iqtrance June 30, 2014
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Swamp Bowl

A Swamp Bowl is made when ground up Cannabis is mixed with Cannabis Resin. It makes the Cannabis smoke longer. This is because the Dry Cannabis gets wet from the Resin. But, It makes a thick smoke. You will cough! And you will Really feel the Cannabis! It's name comes from the way it looks when mixed. It resembles something you would see in a Swamp.
by Miguel jomomma November 19, 2014
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Swamp Bowl

A Swamp Bowl is made when ground up Cannabis is mixed with Cannabis Resin. It makes the Cannabis smoke longer. This is because the Dry Cannabis gets wet from the Resin. But, It makes a thick smoke. You will cough! And you will Really feel the Cannabis! It's name comes from the way it looks when mixed. It resembles something you would see in a Swamp.
by Miguel jomomma November 19, 2014
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Swamp Trap

When a guest defecates in your bathroom, then takes a long hot shower, then, closing the door, leaves all the poopstink and smothering humidity for the next poor visitor to discover. This can be either intentional or unintentional.
My friend was raised with some terribly bad habits, and whenever he comes over I have to try to police the gross inconsiderate things he does, but somehow no matter how conscientious I am, I always end up stumbling unexpectedly into a Swamp Trap.
by wordsloth January 11, 2015
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Swamp Cakes

The sexual act of eating the ingredients of a smore from the between the buttocks after they have melted due to body heat.
Yeah, on our camping trip my boyfriend fed me swamp cakes. It was hot.
by thejettison July 18, 2016
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swamp eye

when a girl is giving oral the males cum then gets in her eye
Rebecca got Garret's cum in her eye so now she had swamp eye
by swamp watt August 31, 2016
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