Panda...teddy

amazing. Amazing and just more amazing.

Person: WOAHHHH ITS PANDA...TEDDY
person2: omg IM SUCH A FAN OF THEM
- Zoes1millon/ieatedits

by ilikepanda...teddy February 23, 2021

giant panda

A giant panda is a animal that is big cute and fluffy but could kill you

Person: I would give that giant panda a hug but it would fücking kill me

by GayPeron730627 March 29, 2021

Hood Panda

An Asian hood rat

Me: Hey let's go to Tokyo Express! It's sketchy as balls, but delicious.

Steve: Yeah bro! My $5 can get me chicken teriyake, rice, carrots, shrimp sauce, an egg roll, and my fortune told by a cookie.

Me: That place is definitely run by hood pandas

by LSwho? November 2, 2012

Irish Panda

When a pale skinned person spends the whole day out in the sun while wearing sunglasses the entire time. At the end of the day the persons face will be sunburned except for the circles around their eyes where the sunglasses were, keeping them nice and pale, resembling the circles around the eyes of a Panda Bear.

Dude, your roasted.
Yeah, but I was wearing sunglasses.

I see that, you look like an Irish Panda

by NankerPheldge May 27, 2023

Panda-Cope

The graceful art of not getting over something, aggressively. Especially when the repercussions are specifically because of personal action.

This is an example of panda-cope: 2:46 PM Is there LITERALLY anything, any condition, EVER that you’d be willing to let me stay on condition of good behavior. And if not then I don’t see how that is fair or just, I notice you haven’t gotten banned despite numerous TOS violations, nor do I want you to. I’m just asking for one account. I’m sorry for calling you a racist and fascist and insulting your wife in the past, all I want is just one account. That’s it, and you can reban it at any time.

by Not_grumpy May 29, 2023

panda strategy

being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"

he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023

Korina Panda

Korina Panda is one big panda. She always laughs and sometimes she can make your vain on the neck break. She loves eggs and she can fight you with potatos. You need a Korina Panda in life

Korina? Oh that’s Korina Panda

by pandasquad44 January 4, 2020