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Michigan time

A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.

Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.
by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022
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Michigan Cowboy

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.
Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.
by Michigan Man Handler March 26, 2022
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Niles, Michigan

A city in southwest Michigan, near the Indiana state line. Small and rural, like much of southwest Michigan. Home of the Niles Bluegrass Fest, if you like bluegrass music. The sports rivalry between Michigan teams and Indiana/Chicago teams gets intense sometimes, as Niles is only about a ten minute drive from South Bend (where Notre Dame is)
Visit Niles, Michigan for the Niles Bluegrass Fest.

Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 26, 2022
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Troy, Michigan

A somewhat small city in Michigan, somewhat close to Detroit and Pontiac. It's nothing special, but nothing too bad overall. It is a very safe place where nothing too bad ever really happens.
I live in Troy, Michigan, peak suburban America.
by bigdickjimmy74 November 23, 2020
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Michigan Turkey

The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.
Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
by Reeducation November 23, 2020
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Michigan greeting

The ACT of throwing a fire bomb throug the Window of the new neighbours/ new rival establisment.
Somebody finally bougth the house next door, so i whent over en gave them a michigan greeting, when they were working in the yard I dident know they had a child in there. Oh well.
by Jallaballa November 29, 2020
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Michigan

The southern part sucks ass but the northern parts are beautiful.
“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”
by Ioskaosposl February 10, 2021
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