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I can say this for a fact, all maya’s love cats. Mayas are often insecure about their body image, sometimes socially awkward, and tend to overthink too much and stress over the minor details. She’s probably known as the so called quiet kid in school but in reality, she’s just really fucking depressed. She tries to hide it when with friends, but starts acting more silent when she feel exxxxtra depressed. Maya probably doesn’t have that many crushes but is attached to the same guy for over 3 years… yikes…. oh and she’s also probably really good or enjoys video games and anime!! :)

person 1: maya why do you hate me?
maya: i do not hate you.
person 1: then why are you so shy
maya: bitch i’m not shy i’m just sad let me be

by ellioo November 24, 2021

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Mayas, are statistically closeted homosexuals. They tend to initially be not super out-going at the first, but still fun to be around, but once a Maya gets comfortable they tend to show their true colours, if you know what I mean. Mayas tend to be nice and caring people, but have what is basically movie standards in men, as well as poor music taste. They have a high likely hood, to be bedding your mother, and MOST Mayas will actively brag about their night to you in their face. Also, they are very easily addicted to vaping as well as alcohol. Most people can easily see them being abusive mothers in the future, that are constantly drunk. They will also go full hunter mode on you if you withdraw their vape away from them. If you ever have a Maya in your life, for your own safety as well as your families, remove them from your life immediately.

Maya: Have you seen my vape?
Person: No.. (obviously lying to her)
Maya: You're lying, run for your life.
Person: (in danger)

Person 1: Have you seen that Maya girl?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Well I heard she was bedding your mother the previous night..
Person 2: Oh shit.

by 7x47 June 19, 2024

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A Maya (also known as a short, pretty Spanish Girl) is known for several distinct traits that are often seen on a daily basis. These include: kindness, helpfulness, selflessness, and minor amounts of psychopathy. Maya is known to be one of the nicest people you would ever know, and despite how hateful and terrible her parents are, she defies them by being the amazing person she is. Anybody that is fortunate enough to be her friend will find her to be the most loyal, kind person you could ever meet.

Oh look, that’s Maya! She’s killing more cows!

by Fallout Penguin June 20, 2024

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Maya's are the type of people who divorce their husbands because he cheated on her with sex dolls, also makes her kids wear tights and usually Jewish.（not always）

Look at thoughs kids must of been raised by a maya

by crashoutgod July 8, 2024

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