Supreme lobster

Giving two girls ‘two in the pink one in the stink’ (one with each hand) whilst getting an vigorous blow job from another female.

Dude, I met these three bitches at a bar. We went back to my place and did the supreme lobster

by Mcaodudr December 15, 2018

winter lobster

Someone who cannot portray their ideas correctly and instead uses odd phrases that don't make sense to anyone but them

Man, "A" is being a real winter lobster right now

by Me 5665 June 27, 2018

Lobster Claw.

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.

I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.

by Shagga1 August 23, 2018

lobster

a skinny woman with a large butt, as in "all the meat is in the back"

Dude, that chick is a total lobster, check out that ass!

by E dirt September 6, 2018

Taiwanese Lobster

When eating a lobster then out of no where a Taiwanese child pokes it's head out of the lobnster then you proceed to nut on their face. This is only done in your mum aha x

Yo bro i totally just bit the head of a kid off, fucking Taiwanese Lobster

by MackerelMan252 October 7, 2018

Lobster Rock

When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock

“Get ready to feel the lobster rock”

by Lobster Rock July 14, 2019

Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.

1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"

by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019