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Penis Diarrhea

Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.

Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.

If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."

Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
by Sour MilkyNuts October 5, 2022
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diarrhea shart

when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere
a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus

a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022
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Diarrhea

When you poop/shit so hard you feel your ass cheeks tear bc the shit is coming out of your ass so fast and so powerful and you want to cry and scream but you like it almost like being fucked by shrek.
Person 1 omg my ass is burning because of my diarrhea!

Person 2 omg my I can feel it go up my back because my diarrhea is so extreme!
by Happy shit month May 30, 2022
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diarrhea

A very painful way for your body to push out waste.
Person 1: Hey man! Last night I had diarrhea because I have intestinal flu.
Person 2: Damn, that sucks.
by Dakiile December 13, 2021
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Diarrhea bukkake

It's like a normal bukkake, but instead of cum, it's liquid hot, burning diarrhea!
Oh boy, I am excited. Me and the boys just got out of taco bell and are gonna go over to Sean's house to give him a diarrhea bukkake!
by vapple March 23, 2022
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diarrhea cum

The act of cumming profusely because of some hot shit
Damn shawty don’t come around here w all that ass you gon make me diarrhea cum.”
by t.ri.stan February 1, 2022
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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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