a chode is a penis that is defined by being thicker than it is long (like a tuna can) and can also be used as an offence.
(2people bithcing about bob)
barry: that bob stinks of BO
Tony: yeah! he's a rite chode!
beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol!!
megan: OMG REALLY!!!i have 2 tell sum ppl!
barry: that bob stinks of BO
Tony: yeah! he's a rite chode!
beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol!!
megan: OMG REALLY!!!i have 2 tell sum ppl!
by Callum Talbot December 1, 2007
Get the chode mug.when your cock is wider than long... who the hell thought it was the same thing as a "gooch"... just because all of you have chodes and want to change the defn so it doesn't sound.
by Daver_G May 4, 2005
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Get the chode mug.So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.
Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store"
Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."
Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."
by The Bros October 17, 2004
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Get the chode mug.Darius is a chode-like figure. He has patches of afro that look like chodes. He dances around while saying in a high toned voice "I am a chode". (really)
by Friend of Chode (Seriously, we can talk to chodes. May 17, 2003
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