by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
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Get the Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal> mug.Hym "You molested a retard and you're offloading the cost of your existence to everyone around you while I pay the price. All you've done is unironically prove me right about everything I've said about women and the sad part is you think you did something profound. You are desperate to win a game I refuse to play. There is nothing for me to cheat at. You're not better than men. You're not equal to me. And you're not keeping any of the money. Every cent you used to buy off the liberals with philanthropy. Everything you spent. I don't have to let you steal it. All of this so you don't have to admit you were wrong to choose that fucking cripple over me."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025
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Get the Cheated mug.It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!
Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024
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Get the Cheating mug.Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay
by A singular broken condom March 1, 2024
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