Bald shaming

Someone who shames a bald person, because they are bald.

A man was bald shaming a child because he has cancer.

by Thesodadrinkers October 11, 2021

We gotta go bald

A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.

Examples: Damn I messed we gotta go bald, We gotta go bald my bad bruh.

by rose_strange October 12, 2021

Hayleigh’s bald spot

Hayleigh’s bald spot is a chunk of hair missing from her head near the front of her hairline. We wish Hayleigh the best on finding a cure for her balding. You may also experience a similar situation to Hayleigh’s balding if you are either; Old, Tall, Pink, or Hayleigh.

Dumb person: “Hey! What’s that on your head?”
Not-dumb person: “Oh, that’s just my bald spot that’s almost identical to Hayleigh’s bald spot!”

by Tweakerbitch98fanpage September 9, 2021

Bald Martin

An Absolute bald black man him self

Bald Martin: Ello Mate, wanna photo?
Me: Hell nah your a fat bald Nigger

by TheCanadianCraka September 17, 2021

Bald

A pure 14 year old person who shaved his head because his best friend Always donates to him on stream

Bald person :Hi
Not a bald person: Hello. Join my call, I’m making a video.
A kid: bruh why’d kill my blue sheep?!?!?

by The tue meaning September 24, 2021

Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.

As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.

by elsyds29 August 5, 2021

Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE

by WEASTT June 26, 2021