Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

SONG AD DISPLAY

Because songs with lyrics has meanings that are quite diversified in interpretation it becomes an ad when it as a message display that does a forward change where interrelationships may be present.

A message embedded in a shallow manner so all experiencing the display know the fingered ASSHOLE.

Here at my HOMOSEXUAL PLAYGROUND they changed the SONG AD DISPLAY as they had begun with THRILLER and BEAT IT which became the AI BETT , MAN IN THE NIRROR ( they covered all 34 plus men , as interrationship to BEAT IT as context change , ( win prevail) , and BAD . (MICHAEL JACKSON artist.)

So the MAN IN THE MIRROR ( as spin the 1-23 rooms including some with roommates) , which rooms are the PEDOPHILES ones truthfully as the SONG AD DISPLAY sender knows the whole mirrored truth.

by SHITEATERRIMJOB April 12, 2021

Ad shift

Commonly used on sites like YouTube or news sites, meant for an accidental misclick on the ad by the user.

Ad shifts are traps by companies to force people onto the advertiser's website.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Ad sweep

Also known as Ad swipe, it is when an ad purposely goes down and you misclick on it, leading to a website from the advertiser, it is a nasty and 100% successful move.

Advertiser: Why am I in company hell?
Company Hell Owner: You did the Ad sweep

Advertiser: But why do I belong here for that?
Company Hell Owner: For wasting seconds of everyone's time

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 26, 2021

Ad Nobilis Fallacy

The Ad Nobilis Fallacy is when a retard tries to say something but he/she is dismissed because they're retarded.

John: "Your idea is not good."

Jacob: Stop, you just committed a Ad Nobilis Fallacy"

John: "What is that.."

Jacob: "Look it up, and when you come back I'll be waiting."

by aros828282 May 29, 2023

Ads

The videos that want to prevent you from watching what your going to watch, thankfully there’s a report ad and skip ad button so be thankful before they remove those features

GOD DAMN IT THESE STUPID ASS ADS KEEP POPPING UP MY FUCKING SCREEN!!!!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 4, 2023

ad grinding

A technique in which you repeatedly watch ads for rewards, usually used in mobile games.

Guy 7:I had to watch 300 ads to be able to breed an Epic Hoola in My Singing Monsters
Guy 8:damn, that's a lot of ad grinding

by mc chiknce 69 March 1, 2023