October 26

National get your hair stuck in a bun and have to cut it really short day

Rachel-wow your hair looks super short!
Milky-What did you expect? It’s October 26

by Animal_crackers October 27, 2019

October 26

A beautiful young man, who will get the girls in a snap!

Look how many girls she has! Probably is born on October 26

by Lilliane2468 October 29, 2019

October 26

if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up

I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019

December 26

National date your best friend day in case you missed the 23, and they can’t reject or they are not a true friend. From here until New Years you have to date your best friend even if it’s the same gender. Have fun with it and do some couple shit

Me: Date me it’s December 26 because we missed the 23rd
You:ok

by RetardedMouse December 23, 2020

October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

December 26

NATIONAL NATASHA DAY!!! This is the day when everyone worships Natasha because tis the day she was born. On this day we must all do what Natasha says and give her many gifts. Natasha is the best person ever so we must do her holiday justice.

Zoe: Omg!! What are you doing on December 26?

Stupid person: What’s december 26?

Zoe: you don’t know??? It’s national Natasha day!

by Potato head jr November 18, 2020

November 26

Ask your crush out day!!

Tom- Bethany It’s November 26th So Will You Go Out With Me

Bethany- YES!

by wagwan broski November 25, 2020