No-Quarter Kid

An idiot. In reference to children that would walk up to an arcade cabinet and instead of asking their parents for a quarter to play, would just grab the joystick and mash the buttons and would think they are playing. This is because they are dumb and don’t know how anything works. Similar to anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers.

“The government is putting micro chips in the vaccine!”
“Oh, you were a No-Quarter kid weren’t you bud?”

by SammyCrates January 5, 2022

Ipad Kid

xiomara

xiomara is and ipad kid because
he coughs like one

talks like one
walks like one
and is always on technology

he probably is and ipad

“OMG GUYS XIOMI IS AN IPAD KID”, Said mape

by deftonesluvr January 6, 2022

straight kids

a group full of eight people
that are definitely ANYTHING but straight

lmao look at them
they are so gay
no. they are straight kids..

by nicolicek January 8, 2022

stinker kids

After butt sex, you go and give your woman a kiss of passion on the toilet while she laughs of the smell and pooping out your seed.

Barf.. stinker kids

by Mrmarcusjr January 9, 2022

Shitting on’ kids

“Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”

“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”

by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022

Sus kid

Sus kid is a kid that plays among us with other kids and likes to say sus a lot.

Damn bro, that kid is such a Sus kid!!1!!!!1!

by RandomJoeOnTheInternet January 12, 2022

Specialized rockhopper kids

A step up from the trek kids, they can actually ride more than xc, and their advice goes as follows, “you are doing that wrong!” And “dude! Just send it!” But there is one thing that differs… they can’t go up hills to save their life, plus they usually work at a McDonald’s they also are good at dh and jumps, nothing else and always saying that they are right and you should “get better” even though you are faster than them in every way that doesn’t involve jumps, drops, or trails more that 50 foot long, and if it doesn’t have any of those they will be vomiting at the side of the trail in no time.

One step up from the trek kids, the Specialized rockhopper kids

by Mr.Burnette January 12, 2022