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squid game problems

When you have so much money and free time that you don’t have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that there’s nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but you’re been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you don’t have to do anything. Everything is perfect.

And now you’re bored.
Dude, I think he’s having squid game problems.
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?
by anonymous August 7, 2024
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the ‘I love you more’ game

A game often played by couples, usually without an end, wherein they go back and forth, claiming to love each other more than the other. Should one party win, they receive head from the loser
“Hey, I beat Sara in the ‘I love you more’ game”
“How on earth did you do that?”
by Urby August 8, 2024
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The Name Game

(noun) The socially instinctive ritual where you start dropping names in rapid-fire succession upon discovering someone shares your hometown, school, or social circle. It's a subtle way of determining if you vibe with this new acquaintance based on mutual connections.

For example: "Oh, you're from Darien? Do you know Brian Minicus?" “Yeah, we played lacrosse together! Sick dude. What’d you say your name was?”

The Name Game isn’t just about finding common ground; it’s a quick and dirty method to gauge if this person is your kind of normal. It's practically a human nature litmus test.
Omg, I met your friend Trisha and we played the name game and realized she’s roommates with Claire’s older sister!
by briansmugshot August 8, 2024
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The Peanut Game

An unusual Sexual Roleplay game in which you, and your partner, act out a unique “consensual non-consent” fantasy involving the Dominant Partner placing a large peanut between the ass cheeks of the Submissive Partner, who is unable to resist or defend themselves (typically because they are physically weak to resist from severe illness, or exhaustion).

The Peanut Game continues with the Dominant Partner regularly “checking and inspecting” the condition and placement of the Large Peanut still located in the Submissive Partner’s rectal region. In between the “check ups”, the Dominant Partner may utilize pain, humiliation, or withhold medical services as a method of control for their own sexual pleasure. Traditionally, water guns are utilized to humiliate a Submissive Partner incapacitated by illness. Depending on the condition of the Submissive Partner… the physical, mental, or emotional pain caused by The Peanut Game can be so intense that it can result in the need for medical or hospital services (especially if the Submissive Partner needs to be rescued by his friend and admitted to the hospital).

The Peanut Game is considered a sub-genre of BDSM, and involves a special Master/Slave Relationship, and to some extent can mimic a pseudo Rape Play experience… Putting the Submissive Partner as "the victim", and the Dominant Partner as a Bill Cosby type position.
James almost died from playing The Peanut Game with a Crazy Latina during Covid… Luckily Matt came in and saved James by getting him to a doctor.
by Freedom Ain’t Free February 26, 2023
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the game

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octogonal gaming

the realest man out there, legend says his cock is 7 inches FLACCID, his only downside is is that he smells like shit because he refuses to shower
"Oh my god, he's such an octogonal gaming"
"Yeah but he smells like shit"
by OctogonalGamingNickinator52 March 10, 2023
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