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Double standard

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.
The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
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Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun
Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.
by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021
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Double Debble

To find your dad up a tree, wank off a cat, and get squashed by your fat mum by accident
Did you hear Kieran get double debbled?
by Dirty Jack boy November 17, 2021
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Double Duking

When you and your bromigo have to both shit, so you both go back to back and lay a big one. Great when people walk in.
Chad- "Brady and I were just double duking upstairs"
by Iswearimokay November 20, 2021
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Double Pussy Warning

Something is double as aesthetic as the regular aesthetic.
Person: Omg this picnic is so Double Pussy Warning!!
by notfinn69 January 23, 2022
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T.R~Double

T.R~Double is a Person Determined for greatness. A person who understands to be the best you have to be prepared for any opportunity to come-out successful. T.R~Double is personable and charming. T.R~Double is Ready to engage in a crowd and come out on Top. T.R~Double’s Vibe is so contiguous, there isn’t any choice but to turn up!.
If you need a host book T.R~Double
by Stayhumbleandstayfocused January 24, 2022
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Double Barrel Shotgun

The act of wanking off two men simultaneously into your face.
Sarah pumped the double barrel shotgun into her face.
by MeinFeurer January 28, 2022
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