retro wife

Once married, a wife that wants to stay home to be a domestic housewife. Taking care of the home & husband.

As in the 1950’s, not having a career or job outside of the home.

“Now that she’s married, she gave up her job to stay home & be a retro wife”

“Just like all the young new brides, she too wants to be a retro wife”

by Carma-cat October 12, 2020

Donkey's Wife

From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.

"My butthole feels like Donkey's Wife."

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017

Meme Wife

A person of interest that you share memes with on a daily basis.

Have you tagged your meme wife in this cool doggo vid?

by GhostOfPaulWalker November 5, 2017

Wife beater

A bum that wears Wal-Mart quality tank tops. Hits women and uses them as punching bags. Usually named Ray or Adrian or Chris Brown

Wife beaters think that women’s rights are jokes.

by Woman disrespecter April 20, 2018

wife chatter

When your wife is talking to you and your not interested and its sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown

I was trying to talk to my bro yesterday when all of a sudden she starts in with the wife chatter

by AUWFT August 15, 2016

Velcro wife

A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.

"You always want to hold my hand; you're such a cute velcro wife."

by Theoriginalvelcrowife July 1, 2016

stagecoach wife

A girl you meet while drunk at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival and hold onto for the weekend. You have an amazing time, but it can be awkward when you wake up with her in a room full of strangers and don't remember how you got there.

Is that your girlfriend?

No, we met earlier tonight. That's my Stagecoach wife.

by Magic Don Ron June 16, 2016