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Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.
"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020
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Weird

An affront to common social convention, usually manifesting as interesting and strange
"Instead of wedding rings, Charlotte and her husband bit each other's pinkie bone off. Isn't that WEIRD?"
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Weird

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Weird

Allen is weird
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weird boys

You walk down the hall to the bathroom and see a kid with his pants and underware down when using the urnal.
"I mean who does that?"
That kid is soo part of the weird boys group. OF CORSE HE IS HE JUST PULLED HIS PANTS ALL THE WAY DOWN JUST TO USE A URNAL. your right. who does that?
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weird ass party

(wîrd)(ás)(pärté)
n. pl. weird ass par·ties
def: A social gathering for pleasure or amusement, focusing on or celebrating the strange or otherwise out of the ordinary; rectum, behind, bum, rump, gluteus maximus, dumper or posterior.
The conjoined fetus twins had a weird ass party before they were surgically separated.
by Buffalo Pockets December 9, 2012
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