molester uncle

The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.

My dirty molester uncle tried to touch my ass , he always does this!

by Turtle king indeed November 15, 2019

Uncle Blob

The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".

Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.

There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.

Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.

"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."

by mary quite contrary November 19, 2019

cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Uncle Petey

Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.

Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.

Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.

by DixGrits June 21, 2019

Uncle Dudley

When you nut inside a girl

Woke up and I made uncle Dudley before I had to leave for work

by TheOfficeJohn April 27, 2019

Uncle Guido

The protectorate of Italian hoods back in the day, undoubtedly affiliated with the Mafia. The guy who comes in the middle of the night to carry out unethical deeds.

"I ain't scared o' those Tony's."
"Wisen up, you don't want a visit from Uncle Guido, do you?"

by E.0.9. November 30, 2019

Uncle Stalin

A godly or superior figure

Person A: you see that girl, she’s Uncle Stalin

by Stalinismylord September 6, 2019