the act of having sexual intercourse, refers to the ascension of the body starting at the feet leading to the genitals. traditional the ascenion begins with either the woman or man placing their foot on the other's opposite foot. Derived from ancient Indian tradition.
dude, you got to ascend the tree slow. She has a nice tree. I would ascend that so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.
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Despite the common stereotype that those living in New Hampshire, or "the south of the North", are NASCAR fans and rednecks, it has been brought to our attention that New Hampshire residents like to be referred to as tree people, meaning that they are people who find their dwellings in trees.
Despite the common stereotype that those living in New Hampshire, or "the south of the North", are NASCAR fans and rednecks, it has been brought to our attention that New Hampshire residents like to be referred to as tree people, meaning that they are people who find their dwellings in trees.
Girl: "So where are you from?"
Idiot: "New Hampshire"
Girl: "Oh, aren't you all NASCAR fans and rednecks?"
Idiot: "Actually, we like to be referred to as TREE PEOPLE!"
Idiot: "New Hampshire"
Girl: "Oh, aren't you all NASCAR fans and rednecks?"
Idiot: "Actually, we like to be referred to as TREE PEOPLE!"
by Masters May 17, 2006
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Wayne: DUUUUDE, No effin' way! My mom would crap a brick if she found a bunch of cigarette trees in her garden!
Wayne: DUUUUDE, No effin' way! My mom would crap a brick if she found a bunch of cigarette trees in her garden!
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by Kyle White December 29, 2003
Get the christmas tree mug.The worse thing ever to be called. A low life piece of shit that deserves to die. Some one that sits in a tree and throws shit at people walking by. Evil step moms can also be tree cunts.
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