Taylor Swift

THE BEST PERSON TO EVER BE BORN ON THIS PLANET. THE MOST GORGEOUS AND KIND QUEEN AND IS ABSOLUTELY A GODESS

friend 1: aye wanna go to a concert tonight?
friend 2: nah im good
friend 1: its taylor swift
friend 2: YES.

by tohpro May 5, 2023

Taylor Swift

She is an absolute queen. She is the music industry, from all her achievements to studio albums, she is the angel. I love her. She is such an inspiring and compassionate person.

Taylor Swift’s new album has broken several records in one week.

by LHY100 December 3, 2022

Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”

This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!

by 31xoelle December 13, 2022

The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.

Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.

by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022

Taylor Swift

A hottie that’s rich

Taylor Swift is smexy

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

Taylor Swift

Basically just the devil...

God: hello misses swift we meet again.
The devil/taylor swift: yes we do meet again

by Big TR October 24, 2019

taylor swift

the mf music industry who works overtime and literally deserves the whole world

please stream red tv she honestly deserves it

my friend: who are you listening to?
me: taylor swift
my friend: who's she?
me: the music industry, if you do not know who she is you literally lived under a rock

by dutchswiftie13cringe November 22, 2021