Fun size activities

Something only a short person would do ( they have to be lovely

You and your fun size activities…

by The Understandable taker July 30, 2023

rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

Dick Size

the size of your dick

ur mom: hey wanna have sex
you: sure

ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af

by MatthewMason January 3, 2022

husband size

when your partner think that your d is the perfect size to be their husband

jone: « my day was nice thanks »

clara: « did you know that you have an husband size? »

by whichusernamhasntbeentakenyet January 14, 2022

Size king

A man who appreciates a girls forhead, the bigger the better

Iori-chan has a really nice forhead, I guess I'm a size king.

by KageakiMinato September 24, 2022

Size Princess

Opposite of Size Queen (a woman who only takes big cocks).
Size Princesses cannot handle big cocks, and therefore only take small cocks.

Twelve centimeters is too much for her? What a size princess! xD

by 4kbunnientity September 25, 2022