Sheet Fleet

The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.

I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.

by Swanee June 15, 2018

Fitted sheet

Condom

Meghan asked Larry what his favorite brand of fitted sheet were. He said SKYN

by Ltboston September 24, 2018

Sheet

The substitute of shut.

*steps on a lego brick*
OH, SHEET-

by anonymous December 22, 2023

Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"

Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)

by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024

Sheets

A very popular Zambian term that means money (Also a synonym of 'Tong') used mainly by the boomers.

You don't have sheets?
Lash me the sheets eksay

by hardestohninlsk December 2, 2022

Top Sheet

Bougie

That restaurant is top sheet

by Tippertales December 9, 2023

Sheet

Julian for either "child", "shield", "shit" or "sheet"… Nobody really knows, except for Bilna.

Last Halloween, I saw a small sheet dressed as a gladiator, wearing a sheet, sword and sheet. He kept running around stabbing sheets on the street. No cap.

by Herpa_derp May 4, 2023