shit pickle

A turd left in the toilet.

OK, who left the shit pickle in the punch bowl again!

by Digger September 21, 2005

Pickle Fucker

Character portrayed by Jason Lee in Clerks II

Hey, Pickle Fucker just gave me a free meal!

by ANODRAC January 11, 2007

chubby pickle

A thick meaty penis that has a salty flavor.

"honey, I'm hungry."

"Here... have a chubby pickle, dear"

by SeanH September 30, 2004

pickle juice

one word: cum. Pickles look like dicks... and u can guess the rest.

Alyssa gave Tony a blowjob and got to taste his pickle juice.

by NuttyMutantMartain May 27, 2008

shit pickle

nomenclature for a rough situation in life, similar to a pickle in baseball.

"Precious got her car stuck in a ditch."

"Wow, sounds like she got herself into a real shit pickle."

by tystroh November 3, 2009

velvet pickles

terds, poop, doo doo, etc.

Brandon's terds are so soft & smooth, they feel like velvet pickles.

by little ball ball October 20, 2006

Douche pickle

An asshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche," a douche pickle."

jay: How bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: Ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.

by Sundialist93 September 11, 2011