A woman, attracted to younger males (usually in the grade below), with claws that come out on the weekends. The Mountain Cougar manages to leave marks on one's body, usually in the form of scratches and/or hickeys. People are often amused by her behavior, giving her the title The Mountain Cougar, or "Cougs" for short.
The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.
The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.
Hungover Friend: Dude, look at your fuckin back and neck! What the hell happened to you?
Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend
Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend
by RR. November 13, 2011
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Get the Mountain Spinach mug.Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.
The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'
Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'
Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
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Get the Mountain Muncher mug.A country (eg. Andorra, San Marino, Switzerland) Where it's existence is mostly because it's located in a mountain range, not useful to it's surrounding countries.
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Dude! Coming out to Montana was sketchy, but we found ourselves a Boreal Mountain hidden in plain sight!
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