A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".
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: describes a cringe-inducing individual. One to potentially be naive or just clearly unaware of an underlying plumb-like essence to themselves as a person or in a specific context.
Upbringing can play a role in the word being used harshly to diminish one’s reputation as simply a yute youth - not adult. In that context, the word is used more time to hurt one’s rep innit?
Can be used in a number of other instances however:
“Bro don’t bring jimmy round the bando no more”
“…why?””-cos. my mans a moist yute! ”
Or
“Omggg baddie ting just gave me the look might have to approach.. but first, let me back out the Armani monogram branded MAN side pouch/messenger travel sack™️. Btw bro can i borrow your snakeskin BB Simon swarovski crystal encrusted belt? ”
“NO! … this moist yute. And stop over describing the garments bruv ”
: describes a cringe-inducing individual. One to potentially be naive or just clearly unaware of an underlying plumb-like essence to themselves as a person or in a specific context.
Upbringing can play a role in the word being used harshly to diminish one’s reputation as simply a yute youth - not adult. In that context, the word is used more time to hurt one’s rep innit?
Can be used in a number of other instances however:
“Bro don’t bring jimmy round the bando no more”
“…why?””-cos. my mans a moist yute! ”
Or
“Omggg baddie ting just gave me the look might have to approach.. but first, let me back out the Armani monogram branded MAN side pouch/messenger travel sack™️. Btw bro can i borrow your snakeskin BB Simon swarovski crystal encrusted belt? ”
“NO! … this moist yute. And stop over describing the garments bruv ”
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