mars

a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)

person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????

by alicethebitch July 17, 2022

Mars

Mars is the most amazing person you'll every meet, their kind, funny, and caring. Often they find themselves saying sorry too much and to the wrong people. Sometimes they don't know if they are welcome in a situation but you need to just let them know every once in a while that you do still care. Mars is often a beautiful person with a petite stature, and mid length hair.

Mars is such a good friend.
I LOVE Mars.

by Someonestoes June 17, 2022

Mar dhea

(Pronounciation: Mahr Yah)
From Irish Gaelic.
Sarcastic response or statement about the innacuracy of a sentence, as in "Yeah Right" or "As if".

-"I did not have sexual relationship with that woman"
-"Mar dhea !"

by An Sionnach Beag June 23, 2022

mars the queen

mars is a discord owner on a server with 78+ members, catself uses she/cat/gem/gemself/mel/melody pronouns. gem has her own prayer on the server and is very chaotic. mel is well-known in the server for melody's dating advice towards some of her good friends

"did you hear of mars the queen? catself is so cool!!"
"wdym 'catself', are you supporting a chronically online dollkin and fictionkin?"
"yeah..."
"we're not friends anymore"

by marsthementallyunstabledoll June 23, 2022

Mars

My bestest friend. An amazing person.

"Yass Mars!! Go best friend!!!"

by jester_tbh July 4, 2022

Mars

mars is the coolest idv player real !! always making his friends laugh and playing comedic relief! also has 2 adorable cats luna and lucky. they totally slay 100% not click bait ! ANYWAYS MARS IS PRO!!

omg do you see that person?

yes that’s mars!

omg omg mars is the dude with the cats…

yeah lucky and luna!! they are all so pro!!

by adacake August 12, 2022

Mars

HOT, ATTRACTIVE, SEXY person. Has a great personality, and is also very kind. They are often really good at sports especially basketball. A lot of girls like like him (if boy). A lot of boys like her (if girl). Very nice and caring. Helpful and he or she is really famous.

Luca: WOW! Mars looks so good!

Nico: Yes he does!

by I AM THE G.O.A.T August 14, 2022