knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

knife moment

At the point when your boyfriend/girlfriend/fuck buddy pisses you off to the extent that only a knife to the throat and an hour of terrorising the pig will rectify the situation.

A: I flinched whenever you kissed me.

B: You WHAT!

A: Yeah, I never even fancied you. I just needed somewhere to coch and I wanted you to drive me everywhere and buy all my drinks and feed me.

B: Knife moment...

by bashereddin December 6, 2011

Favred up a creek with no nig knife

fucked

When I lost my keys, I realized I was favred up a creek with no nig knife.

by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! March 7, 2011

knife

it is often used as an inside joke in annoying orange

hey Apple!
Apple: What
Orange:Knife!
Apple: AHHHHHHHHHHHH(fucking dies)

by mangone June 3, 2023

Knife

An Inside Joke In Annoying Orange

Orange: Hey Apple!
Apple:What?
Orange:Knife!
Apple:AHHHHHH*fucking dies*

by mangone June 3, 2023

Knifing it

When you have to poop so bad that you take your hand and make it flat and wedge it in butt to keep yourself from pooping your pants.

Bro I had to poop so bad I was knifing it

by Probably not too June 10, 2023

shelling knife

A knife used to remove meat from shellfish.

Don't throw that shelling knife overboard it's the last one.

by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023