kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

by Wolfy PDX November 3, 2021

Kitchens By Deviram

Agra's most famous Chaat & Snacks corner, now satisfying all your craving in Hyderabad

Bro, did you try the famous bedai + jalebi from kitchens by deviram ? It's heavenly!

by Siddie98 August 1, 2021

kitchen grease

The act of putting your balls I someone else's jaws

Friend 1: did you commit kitchen grease?

Friend 2: absolutely

by breag August 6, 2021

dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen

What Randy does when Kristina’s not home.

Hey Randy, why are you putting all your groceries in that wheelbarrow. You’re not going to bring that dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen?

by Dirtypoker September 8, 2021

Cat in the kitchen sink

While having anal intercourse the act of which one or both testicles end up in your partners vagina.

Got a little to rough last night... we finally played UPS and I delivered a package to the back door. Didn't know it would end with a cat in the kitchen sink.

by freakshowdaddy May 16, 2021

Kitchen Mother

A banned Japanese Anti-Drug PSA from 1982 that's considered to be the scariest, most disturbing Anti-Drug PSA ever to air on Japanese Television. It features a young boy crying next to his meth-addicted mother throughout the commercial.

Person 1: Holy shit man! What the fuck happened to you?
Person 2: Bro, Don't watch an 80s Japanese PSA called Kitchen Mother on YouTube... It will fuck you up for life...

by DuwangKaizer December 1, 2024

Fork found in Kitchen

Sarcastically used to express something is blatantly obvious or not a surprise at all in a humorous way.

Popularized in online spaces such as Twitter/X.

Synonymous with other obvious phrases such as: the sky is blue, grass is green, bread found in bakery, the sun is hot, etc. and has similar purposes to no shit Sherlock, thanks captain obvious, or duh

Person A: Did you hear, this popular twitch streamer is homophobic?
Person B: Fork found in kitchen

by Arcanestar December 2, 2024