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I'd let him fuck my daughter

A phrase used to describe a stand up man who is attractive and has a grade A personality. Someone who, as a father, you would be thrilled to hear has sex with your daughter regularly with the hopes that he passes down his magnificent genes to your future grandchildren.
Person A: Did you hear about Jason? He's starting a multi-million dollar business while running a non-profit organization that adopts stray and disabled animals.
Person B: man, I'd let him fuck my daughter in a heartbeat!
by Dannyboyyyyyy18 August 26, 2017
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broke him down like a shotgun

: Prison slang for someone who, bends forward for anal sex. Usually nonconsensual.
Yeah, that new white boy over in C block, we wuz the only two in the shower and I "broke him down like a shotgun."
by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016
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thinks the sun rises to hear him crow

When someone is too full of themselfs
Almost like the saying "the cats meow"
Mostly used by southerners
He's so full of himself he thinks the sun rises to hear him crow.
by Obefurtun November 22, 2018
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Butter Dog dog with da butter on him’ is a speed-run percent from the popular Zelda title, ‘Zelda: Breath of the Wild’.

The objective of this speed-run is to acquire butter from one of the many shops on the map, and put said butter on the nearest dog.
person a- Yooo PointCrow just did a new speed-run percent.

person b- Yooo no way! What percent?

person a- ‘Butter Dog dog with da butter on him’ percent

person b- Siiiick
by Holly_Blue742 June 9, 2023
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You must grab him by his horns

Then we have a big party.
Throw the Jew down the Well. So my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns. Then we have a big party.
by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020
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i wanna throw my box on him

by anonymous July 27, 2022
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take him down to Beaver Crick

To give oral sex to a man in exchange for a favor. Based off of a viral youtube video in which a man, recounting a time he was looking for a ride, explains, "we asked these two white boys, and they said if we sucked their cocks off to Beaver Crick (creek) they'd give us a ride."
John wants help with his homework, so I think I might take him down to Beaver Crick.

I needed help with my homework, so John took me down to Beaver Crick.
by TFLangsamer August 25, 2010
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