doom spending

Fuck it. I can't afford the shit I want anyway. Spend it when I get it. Nothing matters.

I'll never be able to afford a house or children, so I've been doom spending on dumb shit all week.

by bdotsquared2 November 30, 2023

doomed yaoi

when a silly little rascal is incapable of grasping attraction towards the better character

Sheesh, youre so doomed yaoi...

by jackiecore December 11, 2023

bag of doom

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain and a bag of doom.

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain (Special-K, by Kelloggs) and a bag of doom (LSD).

Anyone else get a sense of impending doom while tripping on LSD? I took a bag of doom and feel all transcendental now, like I wanna go milk a squirrel. I also can't feel my face when I'm with you.

by Bob Johnson 2022 December 4, 2022

Doomed

To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.

Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.

Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.

Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?

Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.

by astank5 May 2, 2023

Doom Paradise

Doom Paradise is a term coined by the rapper "Your Stepdad"
Here's the definition from the man himself:
"Basically, you make something that's rooted in a terrible circumstance and it turns out to blow up and get a lot of positive feedback. So you're in this place of 'I'm that guy, BUT I'm that guy because of something fucked up happening to me'"

"Damn bro, my fans only like my sad music. Doom Paradise fr"

by trustmeiamareputablesource October 6, 2023

doom wad

A Doom mod or game. Stands for Where's All the Data? There are two kinds of .wads: IWADS and PWADS. PWADS are basically mods that change something. IWADS are required to play.

You: Have you heard about the Myhouse doom wad?
Him: What is a wad?

by gayzad July 3, 2023

Doom on a pregnancy test

I dont know what to say, Its doom on a pregnancy test, In 2021, some dude named "Beyazıt Kartal" Decided to make doom playable on a pregnancy test, Thats all.

Male 1: Hey did you hear of the dude who made doom on a pregnancy test?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?

by France Is Terrible July 11, 2023