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Tristan

Tristan is a bisexual man hung like an absolute horse. He is cute, smart, funny, and sexy. He has all the appeal and is always a top.
Man 1: "Bro, have you fucked Tristan yet?:
Man 2: "Yeah, that shit was fucking awesome! He came inside of me 5 times!
by creampai March 27, 2022
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"Who's that?"

"I'm Tristan"
"poo"
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Tristan Caudle

A guy named Tristan who blows trannies so he can feel good about himself
OH NO! Tristan Caudle blew another tranny!!
by Vorona January 26, 2022
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Tristan

hot piece of ass. charming, kind lad who would never hurt a fly. honest, modest, and is just all around perfect. strong, has abs. literal embodiment of perfection.
tristan is hot
by thisisagreatpseudonym February 3, 2022
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a little guy with a big attitude and some yellow ass teeth the type of breath to make you see stars hes the type you have to tell to put his mask back up
tristan why are ur teeth so yellow
by Jeff20029 February 4, 2022
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Tristan

Tristan is that one tall, hot red head in a trench coat. He acts tough but he has a soft spot for that one girl with the soft skin and rosy cheeks who is actually a total bad ass, which he admires. Only his best bud can identify the look on his face when he's smitten. He has a little sibling who he'd die for, and he loves all his friends. He's loyal, charming and just so easy to fall in love with. Once you meet him, you'll never be able to get him off your mind. If you've met a Tristan, do not lose him. And for the love of God treat him well, he's been through enough!
Alec: You seem happy, what happened?
Jack: I've just been out drinking with Tristan
Alec: That Tristan sure is something
by chilliesauce February 5, 2022
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a arabic prick that is gay and that kills kids
"Tristan is a fat cunt in Africa"
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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