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flexing on facebook

Sending a screenshot of something u consider good that nobody Asked for or wanted
by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019
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flexing ur lg

maddie are u flexing ur lg
by thicccyniccccy June 29, 2019
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Flex

Basically showing off things to people when you know they will be jealous
Dude, stop flexing these AirPods, it’s annoying
by Lobzer July 11, 2019
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Flex

Flex ~ Wynnum's biggest & best group training facility
Come Flex it with us!!!
by mollymae26 July 23, 2019
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first world flex

Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.
Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”
by face of mars November 18, 2019
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Flex Tape

flex tape is basically the only thing able to keep your ass from tearing during those hot, sweaty nights that you decided that getting butt fucked by Thanos was a good idea. And don’t get me wrong, Thanos will make passionate love to you and will do it well, but not even his gauntlet can stop you from almost getting split into to by his massive purple cock. Only flex tape can.
person 1: my marriage is falling apart. my kids have aids. i’m being evicted in 34 minutes. please god, I can’t do this alone. help. me.

god: sorry bro, i’ve got my hands tied. looks like you’re just—

*an explosion destroys the side of the church. a figure walks through the smoke. it’s phil swift*

phil swift: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
by depressed as actual f u c k February 22, 2019
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7AM Flex

When you decide to leave everything to the last minute so you stay up until 7AM to finish it. Bonus points if you go to McDonald's in 2 hour intervals for a coffee break.
A normal person: What did you do last night?
Maxim: I pulled a 7AM Flex!
by cutmantate March 2, 2019
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