Triple-Muted

When you are on a Zoom call and you are muted and your headphones are also on mute. You talk and no one hears you, so you unmute and still no one hears you. And then when you finally unmute properly you can't get a word in because no one wants to listen to you anyway.

Well that call was a waste of time, I was triple-muted.

by Oliverzip January 26, 2021

Triple Cheeseburger

The best upcoming rapper in Coventry

Random: “YOOOO Triple cheeseburger is going OFF”
Other Random: “Yeah, he’s so good and I bed his cock’s massive”

by Triple Cheeseburger June 9, 2023

Triple dip

Where you take your finger, slide it down your gooch, up your butthole , in your belly button and on your lip

My girlfriend was wanting a triple dip to taste my juices

by Caulknballs June 27, 2023

Triple Crown

Sexual Practice where you engage in anal, vaginal and oral intercourse followed by climax on the head while saying kachow

You call her a queen? I call her a Mcqueen the way she got triple crowned

by Oneoffiftyfive April 3, 2023

Triple point

The triple point is the thermodynamic definition at which one ejaculates, shits and vomits at the same time

Aidan’s girlfriend is furious cos he hit the triple point during head creating a messy disaster.

by BobbyPP January 15, 2023

Jean Triples

A rapper & producer

Jean Triples can you guess the sum?
Golden Child teen yea I kissed the sun 🌞
Shawty said I ain't the same as the rest of 'em
Shawty said I'm holy like I'm blessed or sum

by KJT (King Jean Triples) January 30, 2023

Fisherman's Triple

When you go to the bathroom, take a shit (wiping and flushing optional), masturbate and then shower.

I'm finally home from work, time for a fisherman's triple.

by BrendNew February 8, 2023