emma simpson

emma simpson is usually a person who likes to bully her fellow co-workers. shes normally the one to sit at the front of the class. she is very shady and you should avoid her at all cost.

hey you going to the party later?

i would but jean tuthill is going, she is such an emma simpson?
oh damm really? ye im not going either now

by mr.dr.prf partick June 15, 2017

Bart Simpson

Another name for a dab pen or “cart”. Usually used when there are people around that shouldn’t know that you are getting high. Most of the time the user just says “Bart” or “Simpson”.

Josh: “Bro can I hit the Bart Simpson”
Me: “hold on I’m chillin right now I’ll give it to you in a minute”

by TheFuck69 February 15, 2021

Simpsoner JR

V. Pleasuring one self while operating a motorized vehicle - wheels must be in motion.

My damn bus driver keeps missing all my stops - he must be on his third Simpsoner JR

by WildERP August 26, 2013

Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.

by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011

Simpsons that shit

It's a phrase that describes when a specific media franchise ( example -The Simpsons) is well past it's due date but the creators still insist on doing more and more - sometimes out of spite.

We can stop now OR we can keep going until any quality control that was once there is gone out the window forever. YEA ! Let's Simpsons that shit !

by familyguyfan555 October 15, 2023

Jared Hibbard-Simpson

Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world and every guy wants you. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend or a crush named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!

I am lucky to have Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life. Definitely husband material!

by BeccatheWrecka November 11, 2023

Jared Hibbard-Simpson

J ared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is too big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!

I am the luckiest girl in the world to have Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life!

by BeccatheWrecka November 11, 2023