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Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.
Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025
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Hydraulic Pressing

The process a gay man, who’s penis is skinnier than his partner, pushing his penis into his partners foreskin and fitting inside it.
You should’ve seen it, I stuck my penis into Jerry’s foreskin and it looked like a hydraulic pressing!”
by Nig Bigger January 26, 2025
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Team Press Charges

A fairy well-known and apropos name for small sub-set of YT creators and their rabid, pathetic simps. They are popular for grifting, calling the cops on their apps, attempting to doxx other's chats, attacking families, and just being petty snitches. FBS, Hip-Bone Harold, and Saccio are 3 of the biggest culprits. They are also known for being triggered easily . They all have been mostly ostracized from the youtube community's that they frequent.
It appears that Chicago Mucus and Team Press Charges are up to their old shenanigans again. Team Press Charges loyalist and representative FBS called the Feds on Chicky.
by Chunky Chunko March 1, 2025
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Pressed like a panini

Anger at being picked last
on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”
by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025
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BLK PUNX PRESS

A DIY venue in Cleveland, OH that focuses on fostering community for independent artists in a safe space for LGBTQIA+. Oh and they make sure artist get paid adequately! $$$
Hey you going to that show this weekend at BLK PUNX PRESS?
by Joinmy.navy November 24, 2021
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Pressed

Stressed, upset, and annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing.
by Taydo November 23, 2021
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To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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