French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

by Maniconwords December 31, 2024

Panic Press

A tough situation in that makes you rage and/or panic press a button that can mess you up

Guy 1: Hey man, what happened?

Guy 2: Sorry. This stupid game made me panic press and i left the game on accident.

Guy 1: Damn bro, that sucks.

Guy 2: Yeah, it does.

by Joshua-1223-5 January 3, 2025

pressed

to be pressed is to be threatened by someone

thug: yo i pressed this bum and taxxed him
other thug: slide his bape hoodie

by jjakcmeatthatahh June 27, 2025

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.

Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.

by anonymous August 8, 2025

Sinaloa pulido paining press

A delicious sexual act involving 8 males and 1 female, the 8 males wrap black Forrest ham on their ducks and stack with the female in the bottom. the bottom man will stick their weiner in the females scooter missionary and the other 7 men stack on top of each other straight anal, once everyone has came in their respective ass they fart the cum onto the women's vaginas and and use whatever ham they have left and eat her out resulting in a delicious dessert

Bardomiano: sex is getting so boring none of these bitches frwky anymore.
Onfray: yo this chick wants to try out a sinaloa pulido paining press.

by TrianglesRAwesome:38======D August 25, 2025

Pressed

Stressed, upset, and annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing.

Imagine being pressed over people posting urban dictionary.

by Taydo November 23, 2021