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I only play water decks

I only play water decks is extremely based
by AGenericUser May 1, 2022
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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
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when someone wants to tell you something,, but doesn't really wanna talk too much about it

derived from the lemon demon song "sundial"
jeff or something: hey man you probably shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies
im only passing through or maybe just right out
bob: hujh?? why not???
jeff *explains why you shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies*
by some furry don't mind me October 17, 2022
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Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.
Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer
by InternetMeme May 20, 2022
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only to the people that understand sports

This sentence is used by many weird people but don’t take it offensively because what this really means the opposite and it means Kaleo has the biggest cock in the multiverse
Not talking to you guys. only to the people that understand sports.
by Mike hawk aka Kaleo March 10, 2022
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COunciol (seggs) (only pro)

A group of degenerate trash bags who spout garbage everyday but are incredibly hilarious
AltoJinx: "Hey did you see what Atticus said in the COunciol (seggs) (only pro)?"
big ben: "Yeah it was about how much hayden sucked dick right?"
Pen Sharpie: "Yep, he made me mad so I'm gonna actually break his shit."
by AnAccountXII March 15, 2022
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Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.
"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022
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