The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.

I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.

by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017

The ol switch grip

The action Where one has his or her hand get tired from masturbation that they have to switch hands to continue towards climax. (Must be said in a western cowboy voice).

I was jerking so hard that my left arm cramped so I did the ol switch grip.

by Croybarn October 28, 2017

big ole mess

a disorganization of great magnitude with a relatively vast amount of experience. Not to be confused with a young ole mess, or a young new mess, or a big young mess.

Girl: I'm such a big ole mess.

Guy: at least you're not a young new mess, those are the worst.

by t i n o December 11, 2017

An Ol’ Lean down

When a female leans forward, causing her shirt to gracefully fall away from her body, revealing her clevage

Friend 1“Bud, we were in class and she had a big shirt on so we saw her tits when she grabbed her backpack”
Friend 2: “ Oh you mean an ol’ lean down”

by Pat556 December 7, 2017

Dirty 'ol twat

The female version of a Dirty 'ol Bastard in every sense.

I gave that homeless woman $1, then I saw her later with a bottle in a brown bag. godamn dirty 'ol twat!

by backotruck January 6, 2012

Clig Ol bitties

Women with large or oversized clits. Sometimes these 'clig ol bitties' look like small dicks.

Damn, those girls have some clig ol bitties!

by kknox March 10, 2011

Big Ol' Spread

Refers to a woman with a big posterior.

Serena Williams got a big ol' spread.

by El Taco Loco69 August 14, 2011