Matt Turch

A sexy mothafucka that will steal your biddies

Friend 1: Did you see Matt Turch bang ur Mum?
Friend 2: Yeah dude he's a milf stealer.

by atahl14 February 25, 2019

Matt Lee

An Asian Person typically from Malaysia they normaly cant see properly and have parents that shout hoy hoy

Jack: ur such a matt lee rooman
Rooman: shut up I can see

by My name chef September 15, 2018

matt is a alien

Matt is a alien and hen is hear to take over the world

Matt is a Alien

Signed by Finnadrip and LilBlac

by He is a Alien September 20, 2018

matt stone

a VERY FINE man who make south park, baseketball, orgazmo, team america, and canniball the musical

person 1: hey do you know who matt stone is

person 2: yea hes one of the creators of south park

by lagoonyy May 8, 2023

Matt Sturniolo

The finest mf to ever walk the planet. He's so fine I started galloping. This is my second definition of him. My first one was he's really fucking hot. But I wanted to make another one with my acc name. So yeah.

Matt sturniolo makes me wanna scream👍

by emilywright444 July 29, 2023

Matt Sturniolo

THE HOTTEST FUCKING PERSON TO WALK ON THIS EARTH 🔥

"... wait i forgot who the hottest and chillest person on this earth is"

matt sturniolo.
(p.s this was made 2 days after their 20th birthday but still ML GUYS!!!)

by smoochintheman August 3, 2023

matt canada

A terrorist employed by the Pittsburgh Steelers, probably born in Cleveland. He should no longer have a job, but he gave Mike Tomlin’s son a scholarship. Canada is so ass that during the 9/18 Steelers game the fans chanted “fire canada”.

Random person: Hitler is the worst person in history!
Pickensburgh: Matt Canada is worse

by BigO_naz October 3, 2023