Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023

Martin pog

The cool ultimate version of pog

person 1:what is martin pog its so cringe and whatever i got no info on it because it didnt exist on urban dictionary
person 2:wdym its better version of pog
person 1:ok then i will stop hating and start being martin pog

by Martin pog November 9, 2023

Martin Tyler

Martin Tyler is a famous football commentator well known for his improvisation (Agueroooooooo!), voice cracks, Extremely Repetitive FIFA 17 commentary and knowledge of football

"And it's hard to top the commentary Martin Martin Tyler" - Alan Smith

by Samwise_gamgee2 November 30, 2022

Amy Martin

The best girl ever. I love her so much, she’s beautiful and funny and smart and kind. She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me

I love Amy Martin

by july29 March 23, 2022

Leo Martin

Someone you can seriously love. He is amazing at art and has good taste in music; he prefers to read/analyze music lyrics instead of the chords that play in the background. He is extremely considerate and can never say no, (which he thinks is a burden) but is seriously heartwarming. We know he tries hard, and everyone has always admired the large spectrum of stuff he could put his mind to, and the outcome will be great. Everyone hopes one day they can tell him how they feel but they feel like he is too good for anyone. To any of the Leo Martins out there, hope you know that the world knows of your efforts and that you are loved.

I have never heard of anyone going by that, the only Martin I know is Leo Martin.

by ASafetyPin April 19, 2022

Martin Braithwaite

GOAT of Football (Soccer)

Also known as Martin Goatwaite

Person 1: Hey, who is the GOAT?

Person 2: Martin Braithwaite
Person 1: lets fuck

by borhec007 February 19, 2022

Paddy Martin

A paddy Martin is a man who is very fried for any individual with a name beginning with ‘A’

Omg what a paddy Martin

by Sparkle paddy February 26, 2022