matthew

worst person ever

i met a matthew he was the worst person ever

by claire bridgeman February 15, 2018

Matthew

Best defualty boi, anyone who kills him is a STREAMSNIPER

Matthew= best forknife player

by Best forknife dabber 69 November 26, 2018

Matthew

A very special pineapple. Mathew is usually blond and doesn't understand his sexuality of choice.

Matthew is such a faggot

by Wordofthedaymaster November 7, 2018

Matthew

Just an overall pretty great, kinda sketchy guy

Man Matthew is rad bro?

by Shmath64 December 19, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is a guy with a really small penis

Hey hes got a matthew

by Mclovin YoMadre January 25, 2019

matthew

That DICK. Shit. THAT BODY. FUCK. I need a towel to dry the sweat up from standing next too you cuz your on fire!

Girl: I just had the best sex of my life! Nothing can top that giant cock. Seriously! It was the size and strength of a mountain lion. Strong, sturdy, and ferocious. And if you blow in it's face long enough, it roars at you.

Girl: Man, that Matthew is sure living up to his name

by matthewlovesbutts February 20, 2023

Matthew

The best personality ever. He really knows how to have fun and makes everything better. Someone you want to always have around. He's goofy, he's sexy, he's smart and great at everything he does. If you ever find a Matthew don't ever let him go. He makes life worth living. He puts the pep in your step. No matter how bad you feel, he makes it better somehow. Just ask him about his houseplants. He cooks the best fucking ribs and knows how to do everything. He's cautious with his feelings and makes you want to be the person you knew you could be.

A Matthew is irreplaceable. He's the best of the best. I love Matthew for his person.

by Combatcarmen October 17, 2022