Ronan majoring

Doing something that is not gay at all

What happened at band camp was just a bit of fun, a little ronan majoring...not gay

by Naughty Wilbo July 28, 2025

Morel Majority

An elitist "goodie-two-shoes" group of Bible-thumpers who also enjoyed chowing down on wild mushrooms.

Da Morel Majority was made up of mindless "America, apple pie, and baseball" sheeple who thought dat tree-fungus was a "food of da Great One".

by QuacksO August 18, 2025

Major Ego Death

Major Ego Death (MDE) is when someone's ego collapses so hard, it can no longer repair itself.

Bob had a Major Ego Death after posting on r/RoastMe. Talk about no self respect.

by Bloobdy October 10, 2025

Major

A man with an absolute fucking fatty

Person 1: that guy is such a major
P. Diddy: WHERE

by Major gyatt October 14, 2025

Major Bennington

It literally means nothing

Eddy: Why you
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
Major Bennington: Nobody cares

by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025

Major Johnson

A boner. A fat. A chubby. A hard on. The erect penis of the human male

Ben has a major johnson for ayla

by Fat man little boy December 4, 2025

Major

Male name. Meaning: Strong Male Name of African American Decent.

Major is the best type of human. His smile would give you butterflies. He's a hard worker and loves his family and girlfriend. He is impulsive at times, but when he takes time to think things through he can make magic happen. You could get lost in this Mans eyes and lips. He enjoys spending time in the group chat with the homies, which can lead to mischief at times. Often Major is happy go lucky, but can get sad every now and then too. Major would do anything for you, but you should never take advantage of him. He requires love and affection. Major tends to lock up his feelings, but when you open him up a bit they can show you a ridiculous love like no other. He is the kind of man you'd want to fall in love with.

I Love Major

by Tulloma November 22, 2021