minecraft fat

A kid/adult who obesses over minecraft and tells everyone about his adventures in minecraft.

Omg Brayden is such a Minecraft Fat, he found diamonds today and told EVRYONE.

by DylPickle12 July 6, 2017

Minecraft Tryhard

A man/kid that has no social life in the outside world and only plays Minecraft during the duration of the day. They play one server which is called Hypixel and play PVP game modes AND FUCKING SWEAT THEIR BALLS SMUSHED ON THE FUCKING KEYBOARD BITING THEIR LIPS INTENSILEY AND SHITTING ON EVERYBODY THEY SEE. The skins they use normally come up from the NameMC trending pages where all the other FUCK HOLES make their e-girl/e-boy skin. They have the most retarded name that have short letters or less than 1-3 words in their name that make no FUCKING SENSE AT ALL.

"Oh look Steve there's someone named momentpool who has PROT 4 DIAMOND ARMOUR AND ABOUT TO RIP OUR ASS AND SCAVENGE FOR OUR SHIT, damn he is a Minecraft Tryhard."

by pigmaster5412 October 7, 2021

Minecraft fever

A non deadly disease common in those who play online games. Can last anywhere between One week to a month. It strikes unexpectedly throughout the year and forces the patient to become obsessed with Microsoft’s Minecraft during that time period, no known cure is known. It has also been used to treat Fortnite Fever.

Did you hear about Bob? He hasn’t come out of his room in days!

Oh he must have Minecraft Fever.

by RandyRandumb September 25, 2021

Minecraft Government

A Minecraft government is the system or group of people governing an organized community, often a state. In the case of its broad associative definition, Minecraft government normally consists of legislature, executive, and judiciary.

“There are over 30 different Minecraft Government.”

“We are classified as a Minecraft Government.”

by Minecraft Nations December 7, 2018

DJ Minecraft

The illest playa ever. He has all the diamond swords and console commands.

Guy 1- Its ya boy
Guy 2- Whom'st'd is my boy
Guy 1- Dj Minecraft
Guy 2- WTF

by TheBaronOfReality August 23, 2017

Minecraft Fanfiction

A story written about a video game called "Minecraft" that screws it up; usually written by people ages 7-10.

I wrote a Minecraft Fanfiction and I am now going to buy lots of vvvvvvvbbbbuukkkkkssss.

by HisnameisJohnCena69420 January 8, 2019

Minecraft Scumbag

A Cringey player that plays on dead servers.

Welp, their goes Raviole with a dick on the side of his plot, he's suck a Minecraft Scumbag.

by Jadams1958 June 9, 2018