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South Dakota 2 Man

driving 13 hours to south dakota for a bitch ass who dont want me
i need to go on a south dakota 2 man and he still dont want me
by hoeassbitchpls February 20, 2025
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Dakota prisco

Dakota prisco is the most amazing beautiful woman you will ever meet!!!!! But she has her dark side and has done some very shitty things but knows how screwed up they were and they haunt her every single minute of every day she just wants to be numb from it!!!! She has a truely amazing man in her life but can’t see him as relationship material although she would love to just settle down with him she just can’t forgive herself for things in the past!!!!
That Dakota prisco if she could just take a minute to chill she would realize she’s loved and has a shot at happiness!!!!
by Jakeey jackass February 24, 2025
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Dakota

A word to describe a person called Dakota or two states in the U.S called North Dakota and South Dakota.
"My name is Dakota. I live in North Dakota"
"Have you ever been to South Dakota Mr.Dakota?"
by wiwiwiw123 February 25, 2025
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South Dakota Dick Destroyer

The act of putting your penis into a blender and turning it on letting it shred then going and releasing the flesh within a 5 mile radius of Mount Rushmore.
"Dude I did a South Dakota Dick Destroyer last night and I still haven't recovered!"
by PenisTicker March 18, 2025
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North Dakota cobbler

The act of putting any kind of cobbler in someones anal canal then using a spoon to eating it out.
by Bulletant1264_YT August 11, 2024
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Dakota

A girl's inside who I am going to shred. One moment she wants you on your knees, the next she's begging for praise, but I'll slap her and fuck her silly all the same.
Man 1: "Hey man did you see Dakota? I'd fuck her" Man 2: "Shut up faggie."
by Dakota's Master (good boy) March 29, 2025
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Dakota

To be fat, ugly, retarded, lazy, gluttonous, bald, bastard, bugger with a lump on his but that lights up rainbow colors.
Look, here comes Dakota. I heard that glowing bulge is a butt plug and I heard it vibrate during class while he was sitting down.
by South American Tundra May 21, 2025
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