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Benjamin

Benjamins is the sweetest person ever . He could make me always laugh and smile. He everything I could ever ask for. He the funniest person I ever met . I love my boyfriend Benjamin
“Who Benjamin “
The love of my life
by Poopydanna November 20, 2023
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Benjamins is the sweetest person I ever met and the funniest. He could always put a smile on my face. He everything I could ask for. He is the best boyfriend ever. Everything remind me of him. He remind me of stawberrys. I could talk about him for hours . He the prettiest thing . He the best thing that ever happened to me . I love my boyfriend Benjamin
“Who Benjamin “
The love of my life
by Poopydanna November 20, 2023
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Benjamin

Benjamin is a quiet guy, but once you get past the outer shell, he is kind and caring and a great friend. he will stick by you no matter what people say about you and is quick to forgive.
"Wait, was that benjamin?" Answer: Yeah, he's the best."
by the >alpha December 2, 2022
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benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
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Benjamin

Someone that everyone loves because he is the nicest person you’ll meet. He is also extremely funny (although that might just be due to people laughing at his lisp) and never makes thing about himself. He’s extremely handsome and tall and has an obvious resting bitch face, however once you start talking to him he is warm and goofy and fucking weird. He has the nicest eyes EVER and has a noticeably nice smile which will light up any room he walks into. He is mysterious and deep which makes him seem unapproachable and is full of surprises like his intelligence and skills when it comes down to his tongue.
“Benjamin is so fit
by Mary483 December 23, 2022
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Benjamin tornado

I have a lot money but Jacob Rothschild had a Benjamin tornado
by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023
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benjamin tornado

I may have a lot of dough but Jacob Rothschild had a benjamin tornado
by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023
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