Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021

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by Rosiepuru December 6, 2021

Penis Munch

When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.

Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.

by @IR14LFHS October 22, 2019

Penis

The most important part of a man. It allows you to ram a girl so hard it gets her pussy super wet and filled with cum. When using this amazing organ, the girl is constantly screaming "HARDER, HARDER, RIGHT THERE DADDY.".

You and a random girl get super drunk and you are so ready to get busy right there on the bar counter, in front of everyone. Everyone starts cheering so she can be rammed harder and faster with your OG MUDBONE 14 inch Penis.

by Evan Dong has a long slong October 23, 2019

Penis

The thing as big as Venus. Venus has the same first letter as a Penis's Best Friend.

Me and my penis were having a conversation. It came out sticky.

by Jackthegiant2118 October 24, 2019

Penis Mascot

The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.

🍆🐒 Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.

by Techgyrl October 24, 2019

Penis

A piece of junk that is usually found under your underwear. If you are not able to find it, you are most likely the reverse sex or you are an alien.

"Something girls like to suck" "Look at the size of his penis!"

by bobomeister October 25, 2019