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Walmart

A place where you see people, especially influencers, fuck up the place. Name a day you don't see something flying at your face when going to Walmart. You might see people getting a haircut, and people getting freaky in the bathrooms. *wink*
Person no.1 Do you want to go Walmart?
Person no.2 No, did you know that people at Walmart can sometimes get freaky in the bathrooms?
by WisteriaChan June 18, 2024
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Walmart balloon

A sexual act when a female injects helium into her vagina and the male sucks it out and sings Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs to her
Steve gave me a good Walmart balloon yesterday after work
by Billbob274746/63 May 3, 2025
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walmart recipt lady

that one walmart lady who always takes you to the screening room
look at that ugly ''WALMART RECIPT LADY''
by Thatonemotamona December 15, 2022
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Walmart-American

A stereotypical fat, dumb, most likely poor American.
Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”

Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
by Onehappytoker December 23, 2022
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5 star review Walmart

The 5 star rating is connected to the union movement at Walmart. Talking about getting or giving a 5 star review is suggesting union activities.
Wow, I hear that Walmart has the worst Healthcare options and treat their employees horribly. I can't wait until employees 5 star review Walmart.
by Jugglinglogic July 3, 2023
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"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
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WALMART

When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting
Person one: Today really sucked

Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves
by KnifeWife21 May 18, 2024
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